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OVERVIEW
| Youngest | Oldest | Average Age | Score Potential |
|---|---|---|---|
| Johnny Somali (24) | Mike Ditka (85) | 59.5 | 810 |
CELEBRITIES
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Bruce Willis | Mute action hero | 3/19/1955 | 69 | 31 | |
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Luigi Mangione | Not all heroes wear capes | 5/6/1998 | 26 | 74 | |
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Tom Brokaw | Did news when it was still news | 2/6/1940 | 84 | 16 | |
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Michael Bolton | Not the guy from Office Space | 2/26/1953 | 71 | 29 | |
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Colt Ford | Poster child for inbreeding | 8/27/1969 | 55 | 45 | |
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Randy Moss | Not as good as he thought he was | 2/13/1977 | 47 | 53 | |
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Miriam Margolyes | Yet another amazing actress | 5/18/1941 | 83 | 17 | |
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Shirley Chung | Chef with tongue cancer... how fucked up is that? | 12/21/1976 | 48 | 52 | |
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Gary Busey | Cocaine overdose made him a Christian | 6/29/1944 | 80 | 20 | |
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Christina Applegate | The real reason we all watched Married with Children | 11/25/1971 | 53 | 47 | |
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Kim Richards | Real Housewife | 9/19/1964 | 60 | 40 | |
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Max George | Soccer player turned singer | 10/17/1948 | 36 | 64 | |
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George Wendt | "Norm!!!" | 10/17/1948 | 76 | 24 | |
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Jennifer Wexton | Representative with PSP | 5/27/1968 | 56 | 44 | |
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M.I.A. | Maya | 7/18/1975 | 49 | 51 | |
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Lloyd Kaufman | Toxic Avenger | 12/30/1945 | 79 | 21 | |
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Delonte West | Bipolar hoopster | 7/26/1983 | 41 | 59 | |
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Mike Ditka | Da Bears | 10/18/1939 | 85 | 15 | |
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La Toya Jackson | A living case study of a fucked up family | 5/29/1956 | 68 | 32 | |
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Johnny Somali | Self-proclaimed internet troll | 9/26/2000 | 24 | 76 |